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1. (ZZ Top) (306↑, 57↓)

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap

ZZ top is the shit\!

Author: http://zz-top.urbanup.com/309489

2. (ZZ Top) (171↑, 51↓)

Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as [aardvark]. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.

Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??

Author: The King of the Internet http://zz-top.urbanup.com/77367

3. (zz top) (141↑, 32↓)

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer. They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

Author: Gumba Gumba http://zz-top.urbanup.com/605434

4. (ZZ Top) (96↑, 13↓)

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts. ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.

Author: Call me the Mayor http://zz-top.urbanup.com/2105126

5. (zz top) (70↑, 17↓)

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP: Jesus Just Left Chicago or Woke Up With Wood

Author: shanediesel http://zz-top.urbanup.com/1459128

6. (ZZ Top) (71↑, 27↓)

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

Author: black flag http://zz-top.urbanup.com/693614

7. (ZZ Top) (39↑, 5↓)

The complete opposite of the jonas brothers

[The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends] [ZZ top Rocks]

Author: katahdin 953 http://zz-top.urbanup.com/4200510

8. (zz top) (52↑, 38↓)

One of the best southern rock bands in this universe

Southern guy 1: Whoah dude\! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top? Southern Guy 2: Hell yea\! \#low-ri-der goes a little slower....\#

Author: Rossotron http://zz-top.urbanup.com/1473084

9. (ZZ Top) (2↑, 2↓)

Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.

Thats alot of beards... ZZ Top

Author: Kyle Tarrao http://zz-top.urbanup.com/5833340

10. (ZZ Top) (7↑, 20↓)

When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win\!

Man that girl was hairy. I pulled a full on ZZ Top on her and everything.

Author: roguecomposer http://zz-top.urbanup.com/3324898

11. (zz top) (8↑, 22↓)

to put your cock in someones ass and spin them around like zz top does to his guitar.

That bitch got double zz toped.

Author: bjjjjjjjjjjjj http://zz-top.urbanup.com/2978537

12. (ZZ Top) (12↑, 47↓)

A gay man's wife is called a [beard]. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a [beard] and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

Author: Andyman http://zz-top.urbanup.com/624289

13. (ZZ Top) (13↑, 96↓)

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock\! Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

Author: bob_the_russian http://zz-top.urbanup.com/333515

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Last updated: 2012.03.01